Polygav

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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chasecharmer

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

chasecharmer

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

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fob

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patd

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as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

roaringstream

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

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awed-frog

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jackironsides

IT GETS EVEN BETTER

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drgaellon

UTTERLY DESTROYED.

wanderingberserker

It just keeps getting better and better…

ghastly-h-crackers

When you’re so angry at the poors you’ll pay $1400 bucks to try and stop having to pay them $400.

shortandsweet

ohh it gets better though. forbes deleted the article

xetarian

just make sure this gets shared to fuck so they know how fucking dumb his asshole is

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